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Chuntometer Widget v1.1! Oh Yeah!

New Images, thanks to Sam Barratt and Sam Barratt

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Chuntometer Widget v1.0.6

new version...minor updates... get it.

Ode to ElegantDGenerate

This is all that remains of the removed blogs of Cam Version 1 (version 2, check this out).

lest we forget camdensblogv1, it is amazing how so many of these are still relevant in the present day. Camdensblogv1 was certainly ahead of its time.

Revised Tourism Advertising Campaign
23 Feb 2006 by phatcam

"Where the bloody hell are ya", is the phrase in a new tourism advertising campaign causing a brouhaha. Used by a hot girl so that they can claim that it's not only massive bogans that use this kind of talk. ...

After Inner Enlightenment?
22 Feb 2006 by phatcam

The path to inner enlightenment almost certainly involves frequent hard drug use. The chance to have God talk back to you during prayer is a fairly large draw card for a religion and if the beatles happen to make an appearance in their ...

22 Feb 2006 by phatcam

just read a bio with a guy described as a elegant degenerate. I have a new title to aim for.

ru486 or are you against it?
9 Feb 2006 by phatcam

(Oh mercy. now that's a quality head line) Hey ladies. late? Red baron missing in action? or just knorked up with another illegitimate child? well, before you head off to down a few ru486s with a few vodka chasers consider some of the ...

ok so the blog wasn't kicking there for a while...
6 Feb 2006 by phatcam

........but nick's travel blog has inspired me to document my movements from the fridge to the toilet to the tv (and then back) once again. i've tinkered with a few settings and whatnot. we also have a brand spanking new look at 'the ...

speaking of wangs.............
28 Aug 2005 by phatcam

for those who were watching the football on saturday- was i the only one who saw a bit more or mark ricciuto than they ever thought they would? in the pants kind of area. well, what should have been in the pants. ...

Chuntometer Widget Update

v1.0.4 is now available

Nick leaves Wednesday, so expect a rising chuntometer level very soon.

"Sumo Kenko Taiso" - Sumo health exercises

"In a severe natural environment, human beings trod the land, persevered and survived, and over time came to walk up right on two feet, behavior which is not seen among other animals. At the same time, humans took on the burden of balancing themselves in an unstable upright posture."

Sounds like the contents of a SPAM email crossed with a David Attenborough documentary you say? Wrong... maybe the next image will explain it all:

Still not sure what it is about? It is a serious attempt by the Official Grand Sumo Federation to improve people's health. It is no surprise then that this guy is thought of by the same people as "The leonardo DiCaprio of Sumo", and this guy is the "David Beckham of Sumo".
Maybe the Australian obesity epidemic could be improved by following these exercises.
This is a standard Japanese thing to do: have an 8-step instruction set for waving your arms. I'm not quite sure how this can be applied to everyday life however. I'm not sure how often in the future I will have the need to "express the wrestler's promise to fight fairly and cleanly". I guess I could talk to the other members of my basketball team and organise that we do this together before a game- our version of the New Zealand All-Blacks' Haka maybe.
Of course Standing on one leg improves balance....IF YOU WEIGH 150kgs!

I could continue commenting for hours on this, but that's where I'll leave it.

Don't work out too long or hard, we don't want you to lose that sumo figure.