Nominee 1: (rumoured to be a pseudonym Nick Parkin uses)
He wins the first nomination for several reasons.
1. The photo would have been enough to get him in, I especially like the addition of sunglasses to the outfit- I had never realised that the 'Dark Side' was so named because they wore sunnies indoors.
2. His wonderful combination of Old Country music with Techno makes him a hit with the ladies.... =cool.
3. I am not religious by any means, but as far as I know, Jesus Christ always was, as he put it "pro-light" i.e. a big supporter of the light-saber making industry. So dedicating the business to Christ makes so much sense that he must be our first nomination for The Coolest Guy.
MASTER PARKS
Master Parks AKA: Jeffrey A. Parks| | |
| Favorite Music | Nat'l Public Radio, Blues, Old Country, Techno |
| Goal | To be the best Lightsaber Designer in the world. |
| Faith | Jesus Christ is my professed Lord and Savior. Through God's love, Christ's sacrafice, and the power of the Holy Spirit, I have been redeemed. |
| "Because of God's love and power, I dedicate the efforts of this business toward the glorification of Christ." | |
4 comments:
Take it out on him? He's the first nominee for 'The Coolest Guy', how is that mean?
you're both wrong. my pseudonym is actually 'Stiff Richard'. And yes, its my porn name too.
Another question I have for this guy is- Which is stronger: The power of the lord jesus christ our saviour; or the power of The Force...?
He must be a man with much confusion in his life.
Another question: could jesus make a lightsaber so powerful that he himself could not wield it?
Talk about confusion.
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