Tuesday, August 29, 2006

The Age of Man




A.
Early Primates
Despite some basic signs of culture, these simple beasts roamed the earth grunting, beating their chests, eating the flesh of their young and picking the parasites from one another.

B. Early Man
M
an had started to show signs of advanced communication and various forms of primitive art.

C.
Man's Golden Age
Men shared advanced thought and ideas in philosophy, literature, biology and all that other jazz. And if they didn't do any of that other stuff at least they had the decency to dress themselves properly in public.

D.
The Decline - (** - track pants)
Man's glory days of the 'no shirt no service' days were over. Man's ability to adequately dress himself had waned to the point where it was quite common for men to walk the streets, quite proudly no less, in track pants. Man had concluded there was nothing to be gained from any sort of decent social interaction and had thus forgone the usual social nicety of dressing to a basic standard. Man's capitulation. Social decay. THE DECLINE.

E. Late Man
See A.


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

my own art is mocking me! despite the picture for E. being a copy and paste of A. there is a smile on E. Wossup wit' that?

leblogmac said...

You mean to say that part E wasn't a photograph of a human from that period in history?

If you click on the image it displays it in its full mild-mannered glory.

No urine,rude words or manstream in this one? We might get off the naughty list after all.