Did you know that, according to the Bible, it's a sin to eat shellfish? It's true - consider the wise words of Leviticus:Leviticus 11:12: Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.
Even Deuteronomy agrees:
Deuteronomy 14:10: And whatsoever hath not fins and scales ye may not eat; it is unclean unto you.
So with Christmas coming up, i thought all readers should keep that in mind. No prawns, mussels, squids, eels, seals, or plankton may be eaten. To avoid hell, just stick with the lamb.
For more information on crazy Evangelical nutritional trends, look here.
Picture credits go to Lachy.
5 comments:
What about tradition?! Every Christmas since I was a kid, the men of my family get out on a dugout canoe and hunt dugong. Luckily I can still go down on mermaids, they've got scales.
Love the Barnacle Bill picture.
Wow. I learnt something and wasn't bored. This is awesome news. And when is that Barnacle Bills logo going to take over the original it's much better. Good work all round.
Wow, positive remarks for once. Where's all that destructive criticism gone?
Sam, want to put that on a T-shirt- just needs a catchy slogan like, "Seafood... more like Sea you in HELL food"
lachy for it to be pn a tshirt you need wit like "seafood, more like... gay...food" thats the kind of intelligence that sells tshirts.
Better yet, remove the picture, add a "fcuk seafood" slogan, and charge 90 bucks for it
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