There's been a few reports of Tom Cruise lately and his 'other' business in spreading the word of Scientology. Apparently scientology leader David Miscavige believes that in the future, Cruise will be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion.
“Like Christ, he’s been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right.”Now I don't want to jump the gun here. I mean, if I get this wrong, it could look quite embarrassing for me in a few hundred years if Thomas Cruise Mapother IV realises this supposed destiny. I think there is only one point required here for me to come to a decision. Had Jesus Christ been the star of War Of The Worlds, would the result have been such a boring, clichéd action flick?
So anyway, if he is the messiah, I owe Niczilla a coke.
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Wow that was legit. Hilarious. I think we have a nominee for The Coolest Guy- check out his photo, he has such lovely hair.
Well. That's a bit weird.
What I wanted to compliment lachy on was the use of the best pun I've heard in a while - Missionary Impossible is just pure bloody brilliance.
Yeah, truthfully that was the only reason I had for writing the post. It wasn't to upset our good friend Greg. However, sometimes in life you get something for nothing.
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